3 Musketeers (2011)
Nope, not the nice budget 3 musketeers… This movie brings shitty movies to a totally new low. The acting is horrible, the CGI is horrible, the explosions are a joke and it isn’t even bad in a funny way. Kudos to Porthos for using expressions like Frack ! and Frell ! (Battlestar Galactica & Farscape versions of Fuck!). The only good thing about this movie is that they at least managed to put two hot women in it, yay \o/. I’ve never seen Heather Hemmens (who bears of striking resemblance to Eva La Rue in this movie) and Mam Smith who plays one of the bad guys whome in the end get to know helicopers from a new angle.
The story in itself isn’t half bad… If this was re-cast and redirected with a high budget it might have been a pretty averagely good popcorn movie.
..I rate this movie 1/10 stars..